Noel Gallagher, the most opinionated of musicians. His comments are whitty and often extremely hilarious, I like to call him the Karl Pilkington of music. Here are some of his greatest quotes...
- "If there were gold medals for taking drugs for England I would have won a shit load"
"The second funniest thing is dogs in hats! Is there anything funnier than a dog wearing a hat on holiday?! Is there anything funnier than a dog in sunglasses?! I don't think so."
"He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup"
- on Liam Gallagher.
“Why is Posh Beckham writing a f***ing book of her memoirs? she can't even chew chewing gum and walk in a f***ing straight line at the same time, let alone write a book.”
""If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now."
"Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles."
"The first time I listened to Lady Gaga... I'll never forget it because it made my teeth hurt"
"Look. I was a superhero in the '90s. I said so at the time. McCartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, my first album's better than all their first albums. Even they'd admit that.”
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